floretcordpwoper dosing of Class-W's is essential for happy florets 🌸

installing ​

floretcord is a userscript which can be found here: https://floretcord.pages.dev/floretcord.user.js

computer (chrome, edge, firefox, safari, etc.) ​

1. install Tampermonkey from your browser's extension store
2. for chrome/edge, go to chrome://extensions, find Tampermonkey, and turn on Allow user scripts
3. tap the userscript link, click install, and you're done! be sure to give Discord a refresh.

iphone / ipad / safari in general ​

1. get the free Userscripts app
2. go to Settings -> Apps -> Safari -> Extensions and turn Userscripts on
3. go to the userscript link in Safari, and tap the puzzle icon. then tap on Userscripts, and it should ask you to install floretcord.
4. once installed, go to discord.com/login to login to Discord from your phone. if you don't see floretcord, tap the puzzle again. you may need to give Userscripts permission to modify Discord~

android ​

1. install Firefox for Android
2. install Tampermonkey for Android Firefox
3. tap the userscript link, and click install!
4. once installed, go to discord.com/login to login to Discord from your phone~

discord desktop app (betterdiscord) ​

floretcord can also be added right into the Windows, Mac and Linux discord apps with BetterDiscord!

1. install BetterDiscord
2. download floretcord.plugin.js (right click -> save link as)
3. in Discord, go to Settings -> Plugins -> click the folder icon to open your plugins folder, and drop the file in
4. restart Discord
5. go back to Plugins and flip floretcord on!

updaties ​

Tampermonkey should automatically update floretcord, and you can also manually ask it to check for updaties.

on iphone, tap the puzzle icon -> Userscripts -> cloud icon every now and then to see if there's an update~

the BetterDiscord plugin updates itself!

how it works ​

once floretcord is added, you'll see a new panel right above where you type your messages in Discord:

• the number on the left shows the current levels of Class-W's in your system (0 means none, 12 means... a lot giggle)
• the bar shows you the same thing, but as a pretty picture in case your numbies aren't working so's wells!
• the red line shows the maximum therapeutic dose. anything above that is considered an overdose, and may have... unexpected side effects.

taking yummy pills ​

• when you want (or have been told) to take a Class-W, tap the take yummy pill button!
• once you take a dose, it takes a few minutes for the Class-W to build up in your system. you can take more doses, but you may want to pace yourself!
• doses slowly wear off over time. once you've taken some, there's no button to go back! you'll just have to wait for it to leave your system.

losing grown-up words ​

• as your level rises, grown-up words melt away. in what you read AND what you type. simple words stay the longest.
• floretcord knows the average age that each word is learned at, and you're only allowed words that match age 13 minus your level. so at level 4, you have a 9 year old vocabulary. at level 10... you have the vocabulary of a 3 year old. 🩷
• as doses kick in, everything that was previously said will update - just like you're losing the meaning of those words.
• messages you send get babbled, since it's not just your ability to understand that is fading, but your ability to speak, too. everyone sees your babbled messages.
• in the overdose range, effects get much stronger, and messages you send will properly reflect the attention span you'd have at that age.

customizing ​

• tap the floretcord panel to bring up its options
• babify the grown-ups (on by default) will make it where you can understand grown-ups, as long as the word is within a few years of your vocabulary. the word will be made little sounding so you can understand it.
• babify me (on by default) will do the same thing for words you type. with this off, you'll need to make your own words small in order to send them.
• you can also add protected words that never get lost. helpful for names of grown-ups, or plural proxies, etc.